You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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