so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
