What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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