how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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