after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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