dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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