Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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