Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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