yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Don't judge me ππΌ his dick just whispers my name
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? ππ
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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