Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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