Apparently you make a good broom.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
this will be a night to untag.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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