It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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