Pants 0. Shit 1.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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