It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Someone shattered a urinal.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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