The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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