how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I am available for nakedness
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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