she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You've changed since you got that strap on
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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