yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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