roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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