I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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