I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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