I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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