Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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