I can tuck mytits in my pants
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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