He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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