Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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