I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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