Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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