i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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