Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I need to sanitize my soul.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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