Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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