dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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