Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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