he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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