Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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