she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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