Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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