Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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