I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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