I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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