Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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