at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I came so hard my ears popped.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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