Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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