Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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