Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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