ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
They took my balls.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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