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I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
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I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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