Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
The cops high fived after they tackled you