come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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