Do vagina's smell?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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