what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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