But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
