How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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