your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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