If that was your dad, he is hot
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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