If i come over, it means nothing
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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